The Following is a List of Things You Can Only Learn from Experience

1.) Never put a half eaten banana in a mini-fridge. My bologna sandwich tastes like it was made on banana nut bread.

2.) Never forget that you put a water bottle in the freezer. It will rupture.

3.) Banana flavored Texas Toast + banana flavored bologna + cream cheese = surprisingly not bad.

4.) When preparing a bowl of Rice Krispies with banana slices, pour the milk in the Krispies first; or don't cut the banana over the bowl of dry Krispies. What inevitably happens is the banana chunk will fall into the bowl causing an explosion of Rice Krispies. 'Snap, Crackle, ah Damn It!' Good thing we have a vacuum.